Cres: Enter.
A thick fog laid over the flourescent sheen of the valley's wetted greenery like a blanket. Soft rain continued to pour over the resident's domiciles, arranged in uneven fashion by the serpentine road winding through the forests in the hills. Somewhere in the unassuming thickets, a candy-coloured sheep peered through the blue curtains of its cozy, dimly lit room. They turned their attention back to the screen in front of them, a plain white window glaring in anger, desperate to be filled to bursting with languid, spiritually deprived prose...
22: Well, it's about time I actually started using this site for something. Like, at all.
22: Okay, so. I recently got into Homestuck, as you can tell. I'm artistically inclined enough to maybe even add a few wacky GIFs to this site if need be, but my expertise lies more or less with traditional rather than digital art.
22: I've also been getting into coding and composing and the like, though I'd find it difficult to actually gather the motivation to indulge in all of this on a personal, non-profit, non... anything blog like this.
22: It's quite freeing to be able to blog in this style, mind you. Certainly more productive than shouting into the void of a busy Discord channel, where the most I'll get is a stupid reaction and maybe someone might shout at me too.
22: Here, I get nothing in return. If anybody ever finds this, there's not a chance I'll even get to know about it! It's great! This is like my ugly gross TROLL cave.
22: Oh yeah, speaking of. I picked green as my colour, because it contrasts nicely with those of my friends, whom I would usually depict as moccaccino and bright pink respectively. Really just different shades of red and pink.
22: I wish we still had plain monofont text personalised with awful terrible no-good colours as the primary vector of communication over the internet. Personal websites will have to do for now... =w=
22: If anybody does come across this page, do let me know whether or not I should give YOU a nicer colour than pure black.
22: That's all for now!
-- 2ickle2atellite [22] ceased pestering YOU, THE READER --
You relish the moment of peace and quiet before the creature will inevitably pester you once again in the future. Presumably in undetermined intervals. The sheep, in writing this, realises it should probably come up with a schedule for updates, if this is going to be A Thing.